'What is this? This is a floor-friendly house record with three cuts by DJ Central. If you're reading this, we feel it's safe to assume that you buy records. So yes, you can own this and bring it home to keep if you like. All you need to do is pick it up and spend that hard-earned money of yours. Why are we doing this? Because running a label is about releasing music and we felt like this was worth sharing with you. No pressure though - don't panic - take your time to decide. So whether you feel this three-tracker has found a new home or not, thanks for considering expanding your collection with a HELP record.''